Diabolically Yucky Toothpaste

As Logged By: Agent Rose Tooth brushing time is fun Who doesn't love toothpaste flavored like gum? Now my toothpaste has been swapped. And tastes like something Gobbles glopped. This diabolical cutie will stop it, Without even throwing a fit. Something odd in Daddy's coffee? Or, possibly, all over Mommy's toffee. "My, my, Rosie. Do you have another tooth coming in?" I smile wide. You bet I do, Mommy! "That will be tooth number four," she gasps in awe, unable to believe how much I'm growing up. However, I'm done with her oohing and awing. Get that toothpaste on the brush and get to work making these baby pearls sparkly. I'm ready to taste some bubblegum! "Here you go," Mommy says and scrubs the tiny bristles against my teeth. I instantly retract and give her a look of disgust. "What?" She asks as if she can't understand. That is not bubb...