Diabolical Shower Time
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Agent Chase
Shower time is so Mommy can relax.
She always makes it steam to the max.
When will her singing come to an end?
My sanity is about to bend!
Bath time for baby, too?
What is a diabolical mastermind to do?
Should I turn the cold on full blast?
Will that get her screaming real fast?
Oh, spare me. Spare me!
I cover my ears with my itty, baby hands. Daddy cocks his head, he glances at the shower door. Is he finally catching on?
"Don't like Mommy's singing?" He asks and coughs out a few chuckles. "I know, I'll take you downstairs and give you a bath. That'll drown her singing out a little."
A bath? That's your final offer?
"LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!"
I concede with a sigh. Anything is better that having to listen to that.
Daddy carries me downstairs and sets me on the counter. He pulls out my favorite toys and, even, the yummy smelling bubbles. He turns on the faucet to get the water going.
"HEY!" Comes a shout.
"Sorry," Daddy calls out. He picks me up and runs to Mommy's bathroom. "I'm just running a little water to give Chase her bath."
"Fine, but hurry up. The shower gave me a chill just now," Mommy calls out from behind the steam.
Daddy carries me back for the bath as I begin to ponder.
Let me see if I have this right...
Turning the hot on here, takes away the hot from Mommy's shower? Does this mean I can still have some diabolical fun?
Daddy sets me next to the sink. He starts the water. I casually smile and he turns around.
So, I turn the hot on full blast.
"AHH!"
I turn it back down just before Daddy twists around. He scrunches his brows, "Hmm, I don't understand why Mommy is screaming. I've only barely got the hot running."
He turns around again and I zing into action. Up to full blast goes the hot water again!
"AHHHHHH!" Mommy shrieks.
We both freeze as we hear the shower upstairs turn off. Mommy's feet stomp along the upstairs hall and down the stairs.
"What is going on!"
Daddy points to the sink, where the hot is only barely a trickle. "I don't know."
But Mommy has a clue. She glares at me, her face a bright red hue. "I'm watching you, Little One," Mommy warns and marches back upstairs.
Hmm, I wonder what will happen if I turn the cold on full?
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
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